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Unleash your inner beast with our wild designs!

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Our Products

Right to Bare Arms

Right to Bare Arms - Image 1

$20.00

Raging Rhino

Raging Rhino - Image 1

$20.00

Spitting Cobra

Spitting Cobra - Image 1

$20.00

Great Balls of Fire

Great Balls of Fire - Image 1

$20.00

Purr-Fection

Purr-Fection - Image 1

$20.00

Wolfpack

Wolfpack - Image 1

$20.00

About BAM Bathers

One day at the pool, I saw a guy with a silhouette of a dragon crawling out of his crotch. I immediately thought to myself, "This was something that I need in my life. Surely, it would impress not only my friends but the ladies as well?!"

After searching high and low throughout the orient and being unable to find anything similar. I decided to make my vision come to life.

Having had some previous experience with another brand of banana hammocks, which were made from cheaper materials, only lasted one season and had colours that would go transparent when wet. I decided to make something that had a bit more staying power.

BAM Bathers are made from a high quality polyester/spandex blend that means it's more likely that your days of glory will be gone and your belly will be hanging over the front before they're worn out or showing signs of stretching.

This isn't Highlander, just having a dragon wasn't going to be enough so I created a menagerie of other fierce creatures appearing prominently on the crotch. These were a hit with friends and family who always had a great time when they were in them.

BAM Bathers are about having good quality fun with your friends and family. Slip into a pair today and I'm sure you'll have a hoot.